Clean Routine: Apartment

For best results follow directions in order.
Do not clean until one of the following occurs:

1. More than two people come to visit
2. All other procrastination tasks are exhausted
3. Ants

Everything in its place:

1. Move everything from desk to bed
2. File papers in “round” folder
3. Dishes

Dust

1. Move dust from desk and shelves to air

Vacuum

1. Ceiling
2. Walls
3. Tables
4. Computer and stereo
5. Plants
6. Bed
7. Floors
8. Bathtub
9. Ants

Scrub

1. Open all windows
2. Spray cleaner over entire bathroom, wait ten minutes, strip to underwear and don gloves and make-shift t-shirt filter mask. Scrub
3. Spray cleaner on all doorknobs and handles. Scrub