{"id":106,"date":"2004-03-17T12:21:29","date_gmt":"2004-03-17T12:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/wp\/?p=106"},"modified":"2013-03-07T18:06:26","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T02:06:26","slug":"phalange_neglec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/phalange_neglec\/","title":{"rendered":"Phalange Neglect"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just poured boiling water over my thumb! Pretty much by accident. See I bought this 500 g little tub of Canada No.1 White Unpasturized Liquid Honey and I hate it when sticky food stuffs leak, like syrup bottles or 2-litre Cokes, and dribble down the outside of their walls and form tar pits of crescent-shaped residue on my counters\/cupboards\/desk. And I&#8217;m always really careful to catch any dribblies trying to gum up a cap or leap onto the counter or, the worst, run down the side. Lo-behold after only three days of uncorrupted service this brand-new bottle of honey, shaped you know like a cylindrical beehive with a yellow pop-and-squeeze lid, probably during the night it leaks on its own from some miniature hidden fissure under the cap that escaped my attention and so oozes like a cave formation down the side and come the a.m. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just poured boiling water over my thumb! Pretty much by accident. See I bought this 500 g little tub of Canada No.1 White Unpasturized Liquid Honey and I hate it when sticky food stuffs leak, like syrup bottles or 2-litre Cokes, and dribble down the outside of their walls and form tar pits of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1513,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions\/1513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}