{"id":225,"date":"2005-01-11T00:02:05","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T00:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/wp\/?p=225"},"modified":"2013-03-07T18:03:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T02:03:58","slug":"nickel_on_some","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/nickel_on_some\/","title":{"rendered":"Nickel on some guy&#8217;s underwear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finished a game of squash on Sunday (I lost 3-2) and entered the change room. I knew I had some change in the left pocket of my jeans as I took them down from the hook where I&#8217;d left them. But I was careless and grabbed the pants from the middle, rather than from the top, and yanked them off the hook. So the jeans, they folded in half, tipping the pocket upside down. A nickel fell out <strong>and landed in the sweaty crotch of someone&#8217;s underwear lying on the floor.<\/strong><br \/>\nI realized this just as I was bending down to retrieve it. Sometimes you gotta let things go.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"underpants.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/images\/journal\/underpants.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"365\" class=\"noborder\" \/><br \/>\n<em>In reality, the nickel fell right into the crotch.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finished a game of squash on Sunday (I lost 3-2) and entered the change room. I knew I had some change in the left pocket of my jeans as I took them down from the hook where I&#8217;d left them. But I was careless and grabbed the pants from the middle, rather than from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1401,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions\/1401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}