{"id":256,"date":"2005-06-10T16:21:33","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T16:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/wp\/?p=256"},"modified":"2013-03-07T18:03:50","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T02:03:50","slug":"clean_routine_a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/clean_routine_a\/","title":{"rendered":"Clean Routine: Apartment"},"content":{"rendered":"

For best results follow directions in order.
\nDo not clean until one of the following occurs:<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. More than two people come to visit<\/li>\n
  2. All other procrastination tasks are exhausted<\/li>\n
  3. Ants<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Everything in its place:<\/strong><\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Move everything from desk to bed<\/li>\n
    2. File papers in “round” folder<\/li>\n
    3. Dishes<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Dust<\/strong><\/p>\n

        \n
      1. Move dust from desk and shelves to air<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Vacuum<\/strong><\/p>\n

          \n
        1. Ceiling <\/li>\n
        2. Walls<\/li>\n
        3. Tables<\/li>\n
        4. Computer and stereo<\/li>\n
        5. Plants<\/li>\n
        6. Bed<\/li>\n
        7. Floors<\/li>\n
        8. Bathtub<\/li>\n
        9. Ants<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          Scrub<\/strong><\/p>\n

            \n
          1. Open all windows<\/li>\n
          2. Spray cleaner over entire bathroom, wait ten minutes, strip to underwear and don gloves and make-shift t-shirt filter mask. Scrub<\/li>\n
          3. Spray cleaner on all doorknobs and handles. Scrub<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            For best results follow directions in order. Do not clean until one of the following occurs: More than two people come to visit All other procrastination tasks are exhausted Ants Everything in its place: Move everything from desk to bed File papers in “round” folder Dishes Dust Move dust from desk and shelves to air […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1371,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions\/1371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}