{"id":265,"date":"2005-06-29T16:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-29T16:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/wp\/?p=265"},"modified":"2013-03-07T18:03:48","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T02:03:48","slug":"beer_colides_wi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/beer_colides_wi\/","title":{"rendered":"Beer Collides With Keyboard, No Survivors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scott, you left your Coronas at my place the other day.<br \/>\nLike any good friend upon finding his buddy&#8217;s beer in his fridge I dutifully set about caring for them. But just I was nursing one to my lips it attempted to escape!<br \/>\nI know! In fact, this rogue beer committed suicide, flinging itself over the keys of my computer&#8217;s keyboard!<br \/>\nSuffice to say the Corona spilled its guts and perished, taking my innocent keyboard with it. My beloved qwerty is now a brain-dead vegetable, constantly repeating the letter sssssssssssssssssssssssss over and over, and filling my speakers with incessant error dinging. This is even after immediately attempting to revive its beer-soaked buttons under the kitchen sink.<br \/>\nHave you ever used a computer with only a mouse? To communicate anything you have to highlight, right-click and copy individual letters where ever you can find them and paste them into your browser or chat session or Word document. As eye-opening as this exercise is, it sucks the life out you.<br \/>\nSo I need a new keyboard because of your beer. Please forward me the equivalent value (approx. $30) for one at your earliest convenience. Don&#8217;t worry about financial compensation for the mental anguish I endured witnessing and dealing with the aftermath of this tragedy. You can just buy me a beer or something later this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scott, you left your Coronas at my place the other day. Like any good friend upon finding his buddy&#8217;s beer in his fridge I dutifully set about caring for them. But just I was nursing one to my lips it attempted to escape! I know! In fact, this rogue beer committed suicide, flinging itself over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1363,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/1363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}