{"id":327,"date":"2006-06-21T00:29:09","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T00:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/wp\/?p=327"},"modified":"2013-03-07T18:01:25","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T02:01:25","slug":"chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/chocolate\/","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"chocolate-girl.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/images\/journal\/chocolate-girl.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" alt=\"Lindt dark chocolate bar\" title=\"You know you want some\" \/><br \/>\nWhile it&#8217;s well known (or, at least, I attempt to make it well known) that the primary motivation for this sweet, sweet habit happens to be whatever variation of Lindt Dark that London Drugs has on sale that week, it is additionally mused\u2014to my face\u2014that that wives&#8217; tale about chocolate as the somatic chemical equivalent (nay, the same chemcial) as a good night in the sac is, in fact, the primary, subconscious reason for this \u201cout of control\u201d appetite.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s no small secret I&#8217;ve been single this 2006, i.e. I&#8217;m eating chocolate to compensate for not getting any lately. Is what the people are saying.<br \/>\nTo which I now submit this rational rebuttal: How come I bought and ate just as much sweet, sweet chocolate when I was greatly enjoying my previous relationship? Well? Did you think of that?<br \/>\nPoint in fact my libido is trucking along just fine, all systems normal. Relationship status? Irrelevant. Or more realistically I can just never get enough&#8230;chocolate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People are jiving me lately for what they perceive as a blatantly steep new curve in the graph of my weekly chocolate consumption rate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1302,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions\/1302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}