{"id":53,"date":"2004-01-27T00:17:38","date_gmt":"2004-01-27T00:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/wp\/?p=53"},"modified":"2013-03-07T18:06:43","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T02:06:43","slug":"the_nonexpert_i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/the_nonexpert_i\/","title":{"rendered":"The Non-Expert: IKEA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.themorningnews.org\/archives\/how_to\/the_nonexpert_ikea.php\" target=\"_blank\">Ikea Walkthrough v2.3.1<\/a><br \/>\nJust a day after I post my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeffwerner.ca\/weblog\/archives\/000040.html\">Ikea experience<\/a>, an unawares friend shows me an Ikea survival guide in text-based adventure game format. Excerpt:<br \/>\n<i>IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ikea Walkthrough v2.3.1 Just a day after I post my Ikea experience, an unawares friend shows me an Ikea survival guide in text-based adventure game format. Excerpt: IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[7],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1565,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions\/1565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/testa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}